Couples break up. There’s always girls crying in the bathroom. It’s guaranteed. So in walks me, offering a very handsome shoulder to cry on. It’s a major chick-atunity.
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I’m not a vegetarian, but sometimes, I just don’t feel like eating meat. Even though this dish doesn’t have any meat in it, it’s still very hearty and filling. It would do very well as a main dish, or as a side. Because eggplant is a mild vegetable, it’s pretty easy to tolerate, especially…
“Before we moved here, I swear, I never thought about her… but Mother’s Day in Chatswin made one thing painfully clear… the feeling was mutual. My mom never thought about me, either.” ♫
Suburgatory 1x22 The Motherload
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